found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
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We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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