the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
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I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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