I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
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if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
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The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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