There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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