Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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