Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
from now on my penis is your penis
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I need water and some morals
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
