Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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