I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
