He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
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I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"