I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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