Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
My liver just broke up with me...
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?