he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
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It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
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Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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