My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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