So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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