just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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