Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
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He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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