I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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