if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
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Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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