so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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