Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
We're like a lot better than the average bears
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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