no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
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I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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