I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You were trust falling into bushes
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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