i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
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Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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