It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
PS: I just woke up from my shower
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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