this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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