I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
