I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
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Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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