Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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