i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Is it penis luge time yet?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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