Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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