Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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