can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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