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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  How was your Memorial Day?

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  Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.

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• (631): View more from New York

  being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.

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• (585): View more from New York

  The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time

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• (650): View more from California

  So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list

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  "Only you can prevent yeast infections."

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• (661): View more from California

  Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.

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• (845): View more from New York

  He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest

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