If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.