Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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