Jerry, you need to find god
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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