i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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