He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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