you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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