Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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