She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
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My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Just puked most of my soul out..
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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