I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
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at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.