Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet