We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?