you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.