he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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