I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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