i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Randomize
