Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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