So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Randomize
