Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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