bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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