What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
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We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
How does it feel to date your dad?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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