My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
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Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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