I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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