I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
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Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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