Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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