Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
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I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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