Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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