: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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