Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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