What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
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I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
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As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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